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Live Right And Find Happiness Although Beer Is Much Faster

Author : Dave Barry
ISBN : 9781101631508
Genre : Humor
File Size : 53. 53 MB
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During the course of living (mumble, mumble) years, Dave Barry has learned much of wisdom,* (*actual wisdom not guaranteed) and he is eager to pass it on—to the next generation, the generation after that, and to those idiots who make driving to the grocery store in Florida a death-defying experience. In brilliant, brand-new, never-before-published pieces, Dave passes on home truths to his new grandson and to his daughter Sophie, who will be getting her learner’s permit in 2015 (“So you’re about to start driving! How exciting! I’m going to kill myself”). He explores the hometown of his youth, where the grown-ups were supposed to be uptight fifties conformists, but seemed to have a lot of un-Mad Men-like fun, unlike Dave’s own Baby Boomer generation, which was supposed to be wild and crazy, but somehow turned into neurotic hover-parents. He dives into everything from the inanity of cable news and the benefits of Google Glass (“You will look like a douchebag”) to the loneliness of high school nerds (“You will never hear a high school girl say about a boy, in a dreamy voice, ‘He’s so sarcastic!’”), from the perils of home repair to firsthand accounts of the soccer craziness of Brazil and the just plain crazy craziness of Vladimir Putin’s Russia (“He stares at the camera with the expression of a man who relaxes by strangling small furry animals”), and a lot more besides. By the end, if you do not feel wiser, richer in knowledge, more attuned to the universe . . . we wouldn’t be at all surprised. But you’ll have had a lot to laugh about! From the Hardcover edition.

Dave Barry S Homes And Other Black Holes

Author : Dave Barry
ISBN : 1574905376
Genre : Dwellings
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The Beeler Large Print Series is our core publishing program. In it we offer a balanced selection of titles and genres for the general reader. At long last, Dave Barry, the dean of everything, lets you in on the deepest, darkest mysteries of life and answers your hysterical home purchase questions like they've never been answered before: What's the best way to determine a realistic price range? Take your total family income, including coins that have fallen behind the bureau, and any projected future revenue you have been notified about via personalized letters from Mr. Ed McMahon stating that you may already have won 14 million dollars. Then, multiply by something other than six. Can you recommend a good mortgage? There are several kinds: Fixed Rate, Variable Rate, and the bank's secret weapons, the Party Hat Mortgage and the Mortgage of the Living Dead. How can I avoid spending money on do-it-yourself homeowner's projects? Find a contractor. Their silent motto is "We Never Show Up."

Dave Barry S Gift Guide To End All Gift Guides

Author : Dave Barry
ISBN : 0517799529
Genre : Humor
File Size : 40. 28 MB
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The popular humorist presents a selection of more than fifty one-of-a-kind gifts for the discriminating individual, furnishing vendor names, prices, and addresses for such treasures as elephant-print Republican pants and a capsule of rodent bones regurgitated by an owl. 150,000 first printing.

The World According To Dave Barry

Author : Dave Barry
ISBN : 051711870X
Genre : American wit and humor.
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Collects the humorist's views on the problems of everday life from "Dave Barry talks back," "Dave Barry turns 40," and "Dave Barry's greatest hits"

The Greatest Invention In The History Of Mankind Is Beer And Other Manly Insights

Author : Dave Barry
ISBN : 0740715259
Genre : Humor
File Size : 61. 64 MB
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A collection of brief insights by the syndicated columnist explores topics ranging from laundry and marriage to beer.

My Teenage Son S Goal In Life Is To Make Me Feel 3 500 Years Old And Other Thoug

Author : Dave Barry
ISBN : 0740715267
Genre : Humor
File Size : 47. 99 MB
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Collects brief insights by the syndicated columnist about parenting, including his experience as a chaperone for a group of seventh-graders, summer vacations, and selecting a college.

Dave Barry S Book Of Bad Songs

Author : Dave Barry
ISBN : 0836214439
Genre : Humor
File Size : 23. 30 MB
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Encompassing such categories as "songs people always get wrong," "teen death songs," "songs women hate," and "weenie songs," this musical commentary offers a humorous look at the world's worst lyrics and bad songs in general

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